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Let 'em moo-ve out of your way with this sparkly cow print thong! This unique, elastic-free design won't get in a pinch with you, and you won't find it anywhere else but here. Perfect for 'mooving' by the pool or in the club. Snag one before they mooove away!

A note on fit: The Junk in the Front Thong is our first piece designed specifically for people with a little extra junk! This item is sized to fit low under the belly in a more masc style. Size up to wear higher over the hip.

Kwame is 6’3”, a US Men’s L, and wearing our 0/1.

This presale is CLOSED. Be notified when this is back in stock by signing up for our newsletter!

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees SM MED LRG XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 36” 40” 44” 48” 52” 56” 60” 64” 68”
CB LENGTH 28” 29” 30” 31” 32” 33” 34” 35” 36”

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.

Cow Now Junk in the Front Thong

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Ethically made in Seattle, WA

Nylon/Spandex Blend

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Let 'em moo-ve out of your way with this sparkly cow print thong! This unique, elastic-free design won't get in a pinch with you, and you won't find it anywhere else but here. Perfect for 'mooving' by the pool or in the club. Snag one before they mooove away!

A note on fit: The Junk in the Front Thong is our first piece designed specifically for people with a little extra junk! This item is sized to fit low under the belly in a more masc style. Size up to wear higher over the hip.

Kwame is 6’3”, a US Men’s L, and wearing our 0/1.

This presale is CLOSED. Be notified when this is back in stock by signing up for our newsletter!

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees SM MED LRG XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 36” 40” 44” 48” 52” 56” 60” 64” 68”
CB LENGTH 28” 29” 30” 31” 32” 33” 34” 35” 36”

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.

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