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Shake up your style with our Cow Now Chap Shorts!

These sparkly custom-printed shorts show off your cow print obsession while giving your bootie a peek-a-boo! Each pair is designed to sit right where you need them, helping to reduce the dreaded chub rub. The adjustable waist strap accommodates a variety of fat bodies and the elastic-free construction ensures your shorts will last. Make a statement and get moo-ving!

A note on fit: Our chap shorts look great on all types of Fat bodies. For a fitted look, babes with thinner legs should size down.  For a looser fit, babes with thicker thighs should size up.

Kaylie is 5’10”, a US 20/22, and wearing our 2/3.

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 44-46 47-49 50-53 54-57 58-60 61-63
NECK 16.5-17 17-17.5 17.5-18 18-18.5 18.5-19 19-19.5

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.
Made in the USA

Cow Now Chap Shorts

Regular price $95.00
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Ethically made in Seattle, WA

Nylon/Spandex Blend

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Shake up your style with our Cow Now Chap Shorts!

These sparkly custom-printed shorts show off your cow print obsession while giving your bootie a peek-a-boo! Each pair is designed to sit right where you need them, helping to reduce the dreaded chub rub. The adjustable waist strap accommodates a variety of fat bodies and the elastic-free construction ensures your shorts will last. Make a statement and get moo-ving!

A note on fit: Our chap shorts look great on all types of Fat bodies. For a fitted look, babes with thinner legs should size down.  For a looser fit, babes with thicker thighs should size up.

Kaylie is 5’10”, a US 20/22, and wearing our 2/3.

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 44-46 47-49 50-53 54-57 58-60 61-63
NECK 16.5-17 17-17.5 17.5-18 18-18.5 18.5-19 19-19.5

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.

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