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Shake up your style with our Cow Now Chap Shorts!

These sparkly custom-printed shorts show off your cow print obsession while giving your bootie a peek-a-boo! Each pair is designed to sit right where you need them, helping to reduce the dreaded chub rub. The adjustable waist strap accommodates a variety of fat bodies and the elastic-free construction ensures your shorts will last. Make a statement and get moo-ving!

A note on fit: Our chap shorts look great on all types of Fat bodies. For a fitted look, babes with thinner legs should size down.  For a looser fit, babes with thicker thighs should size up.

Kaylie is 5’10”, a US 20/22, and wearing our 2/3.

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees SM MED LRG XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 36” 40” 44” 48” 52” 56” 60” 64” 68”
CENTER BACK LENGTH 28” 29” 30” 31” 32” 33” 34” 35” 36”
Dresses 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 12-18 18-24 22-28 26-32
CHEST 38-46” 46-54” 54-62” 62-72”
WAIST 41-49” 49-57” 57-65” 65-73”
HIP 45-53” 53-63” 61-73” 69-84”
CENTER FRONT LENGTH 46” 47” 48” 49”
SLEEVE LENGTH 25.5” 26” 27” 28”
BICEP 17-19” 18.5-22” 20-25” 21.5-28”

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.
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Cow Now Chap Shorts

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Ethically made in Seattle, WA

Nylon/Spandex Blend

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Shake up your style with our Cow Now Chap Shorts!

These sparkly custom-printed shorts show off your cow print obsession while giving your bootie a peek-a-boo! Each pair is designed to sit right where you need them, helping to reduce the dreaded chub rub. The adjustable waist strap accommodates a variety of fat bodies and the elastic-free construction ensures your shorts will last. Make a statement and get moo-ving!

A note on fit: Our chap shorts look great on all types of Fat bodies. For a fitted look, babes with thinner legs should size down.  For a looser fit, babes with thicker thighs should size up.

Kaylie is 5’10”, a US 20/22, and wearing our 2/3.

Lingerie & Swim 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 14-20 18-24 22-28 26-32
CUP B-DDD C-E D-G DDD-J
BUST 36-48” 41-56” 46-63” 52-72”
UNDERBUST 34-40” 39-45” 44-50” 49-55”
WAIST 34-42” 39-47” 44-52” 49-57”
HIP 40-60” 45-65” 50-70” 55-75”
Tees SM MED LRG XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL 6XL
CHEST 36” 40” 44” 48” 52” 56” 60” 64” 68”
CENTER BACK LENGTH 28” 29” 30” 31” 32” 33” 34” 35” 36”
Dresses 0/1 2/3 4/5 6/7
US SIZE 12-18 18-24 22-28 26-32
CHEST 38-46” 46-54” 54-62” 62-72”
WAIST 41-49” 49-57” 57-65” 65-73”
HIP 45-53” 53-63” 61-73” 69-84”
CENTER FRONT LENGTH 46” 47” 48” 49”
SLEEVE LENGTH 25.5” 26” 27” 28”
BICEP 17-19” 18.5-22” 20-25” 21.5-28”

 

Sizing question? Contact us, we’re here to help!

  • Designed for fat babes, by fat babes.
  • All fabric straps mean no digging or warping after wear.
  • Elasticated cups to keep all your bits and pieces in place.
  • Quality fabrics and materials to keep your piece looking it’s best for years to come.
  • Excellent stretchability means your pieces will fit after weight and body fluctuations.
  • Most pieces are swim-safe. That’s right, you can take them swimming.

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